Ten centuries ago, Vikings set sail from Greenland and became the first Europeans to set foot in North America. Not finding much here to pillage, they soon left. Hundreds of years later the explorer Christopher Columbus--who had a keen eye for real estate--claimed the rich land that he found. Had the Vikings possessed Columbus' foresight, CAKE might have come from a town with a Nordic name instead of the Latin-derived "Sacramento.
I used to have almost a sickness about big dumb rock. Now I'm realizing that it's a force that can be used for good or evil
