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TOXIC TV

04.29.04

Britney Spears is the latest celeb to jump on the reality TV bandwagon! There are no details as to when or where the show will air - we only know that it will follow the sexy pop siren for 6 weeks of her Hotel Onyx tour. We can barely contain our excitement. Really. Here is a wish list of behind-the-scenes moments we'd like to see:

Tour opener JC Chasez and Brits dish about Justin Timberlake's most annoying habits - like how he never puts the toilet seat down and always eats too many marshmallows then says "Me tummy feel funny" in that weird baby voice.

After weeks of surviving a grueling schedule and immunity challenges, the dancers form an alliance and get Britney voted off the tour.

Britney undergoes an extreme makeover and ends up looking like one of the Golden Girls.

Halfway into her dessert, a confused Britney asks "Are these actually a lady's fingers, what I have? I know it says Lady Fingers on the box, but are they really some lady's fingers?"

Ozzy Osbourne wandering aimlessly and mumbling the F word to himself while Sharon runs around yelling "Where's Minnie?"

Ho-hater and tour opener Eamon teaches Britney some new swear words.

Britney warms up her vocal cords to Christina Aguilera's 'Stripped.' Singing night after night is hard � how does she do it?

Ten average-looking bachelors wind up backstage looking for love. Britney cries "You're all so nice, it's so hard to decide!" Then Colin Farrell shows up and she's all "Screw you guys, Colin's a hottie!"

After a raging fight with Stephen Dorff, Britney takes a bath...only this time the camera pans down all the way to reveal a solar nipple-shield piercing.

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