Your ride has been pimped, but has it been dreamed up? Dang diddly, what's this crazy fool talking about? You see, we're sick of the boring old cars that celebs always seem to ride up in. How many black hummers, SUVs and limos do we need to see in one night? Exaaactly. We've had so many guests at past MMVAs show up in the most original and off the wall rides, like when Billy Talent drove up in an army tank and nearly scared the crap out of us, or when Alexisonfire cruised up in an ambulance. So we thought, why not continue the tradition? This is the MMVAs, for goodness sake! In conclusion, we've dreamed up some rides that a few of our guests might use as their saucy transportation when they roll down Queen Street and make their grand entrance!
We've seen her get down and dirty in the Simple Life, that's why a good ol' fashion pickup truck would be the perfect match for this scandalous star. Glam vs. Dirty = a match made in heaven. Seriously, how freakin awesome would it be to see Paris Hilton ride up in a pickup truck full of hay, while wearing this super slinky and sexay designer gown? This is Paris Hilton we're talking about - she can make anything cool! Guaranteed that in a week or so, pickup trucks will be all the rage with the young'ns.
In our eyes Tori is a total Pageant Queen, so that's why we've envisioned her on an over the top floofy extravaganza. Oh yes, can't you just see her in a virginal white dress with her long blonde tresses blowing in the wind as she waves so kindly to the throngs of fans waiting to just catch a glimpse of the Tori? Next to her will be her Ken, a.k.a. Dean McDermott, sitting pretty as he watches his love pay her respects to the fans. Such a picturesque moment.
Gardener, ice cream truck - okay, so there's really not much of a connection, but for some reason Jesse would just look so good in a harmonious truck of deliciousness. When you think ice cream, you think of yummy, mouth watering treats and, um, you've got to admit - Jesse isn't too hard on the eyes. This ‘brow'errific hottie will make the girls swoon if he shows up in this cool little caravan of love.
Frosty tips and a frosty blue Vespa to match. Jay is way too cute and well, so is the Vespa. Gasp, why not put two and two together? Jay doesn't scream MOD but he certainly screams FIERCE! (Groan) Always coordinated and uber trendy, the scooter is oh so chic for this darling fashionista. And be on your best behaviour, cause he might use the Vespa for an impromptu photo shoot. Work it, baby! Beep, beep.
He ain't no high maintenance rapper. He's so cool and chilled that damn, there's no other ride we can imagine this fine fella cruising up in than mom and pop's car. Riding low and dirty with flashy rims, T.I. knows how to keep it real in this family classic. But of course, he gots to be shining up the panels with some serious diamonds - pink, canary, white - it don't matta! Just as long as he keeps it gleamin'. Who says going wood ain't cool?
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